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News fer Thu, Sep 19, 2024 (Items 1 - 50 o' 52)
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Soldier CosmoKramer has been slain in th' ferest by Gary Larson.
Gary Larson was overheard saying, matey, "Soldier CosmoKramer's Bastard Sword o' th' Ancients was no match fer me Strange Cartoons!"
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein has been slain in th' ferest by Child o' Eythgim Village.
"Th' Healer's Hut can't help ye now, Thaumaturgist FritzStein!" chides Child o' Eythgim Village.
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein has defeated his master, Vyrts t' advance t' level 2 after 3 days!!
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein was hunted down by their master, Vyrts, fer bein' truant.
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein challenged Lonestrider and his band o' thieves, but was no match fer th' rogues!
"Aah, so that's what Many Stabbin' Knives be fer!" exclaimed Lonestrider's Thieves.
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Soldier CosmoKramer has defeated his master, Sensei Noetha t' advance t' level 11 after 13 days!!
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein an' Violet are joined today in joyes matrimony!!!
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Farmgirl Bile was slain attemptin' t' rescue a prince from Castle Slaag.
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Farmgirl Bile has defeated her master, EauSalee t' advance t' level 3 after 4 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has been slain in th' ferest by Trio o' Rock, matey, Paper, matey, an' Scissor Golems.
"Why didn't I become a successful doctor like me father suggested?" wonderz Dragon Imperator Bart aloud.
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Celith t' advance t' level 12 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Sensei Noetha t' advance t' level 11 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart defeated a Manticore on th' trails! Th' victims have been avenged!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has been heard boastin' about defeatin' a huge group o' bandits!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Dwiredan t' advance t' level 10 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Ceiloth t' advance t' level 9 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart was hunted down by their master, matey, Ceiloth, matey, fer bein' truant.
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Dragon Imperator Bart defeated a Minotaur in th' Caves! Th' deaths o' many travellerz have been avenged!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, matey, Gerrard t' advance t' level 8 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Spywares t' advance t' level 7 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Unelith t' advance t' level 6 after 10 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Bart has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Dragon Imperator Bart has been defeated in th' graveyard by Will O' th' Wisp.
"My ego can't take much more o' this bruising!" exclaims Dragon Imperator Bart.
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Dragon Imperator Bart has been slain in th' ferest by Large Bat.
"Et tu, Large Batae?"
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Dragon Imperator Bart has defeated his master, Guth t' advance t' level 5 after 9 days!!
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Dragon Imperator Arathorn has been slain in th' ferest by Tae Kwon-do Centipede.
"Die, me dear Tae Kwon-do Centipede? That's th' last thin' I shall do!" boldly declared Dragon Imperator Arathorn.
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Dragon Imperator Arathorn has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Dragon Imperator Arathorn has been slain in th' ferest by Crazy Cajun.
"Die, me dear Crazy Cajun? That's th' last thin' I shall do!" boldly declared Dragon Imperator Arathorn.
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Dragon Imperator Arathorn has defeated his master, matey, EauSalee t' advance t' level 3 after 7 days!!
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Empress o' Vordus Luna has defeated her master, matey, Adoawyr t' advance t' level 14 after 19 days!!
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Traveler Grodech has defeated his master, Malwares t' advance t' level 7 after 13 days!!
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Traveler Grodech was hunted down by their master, Malwares, fer bein' truant.
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Invoker Rommel has defeated his master, Adoawyr t' advance t' level 14 after 8 days!!
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Empress o' Vordus Luna has defeated her master, Gadriel th' Elven Ranger t' advance t' level 13 after 19 days!!
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Empress o' Vordus Luna was hunted down by their master, matey, Gadriel th' Elven Ranger, matey, fer bein' truant.
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Empress o' Vordus Luna has defeated her master, Celith t' advance t' level 12 after 19 days!!
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Empress o' Vordus Luna was hunted down by their master, Celith, fer bein' truant.
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Thaumaturgist FritzStein an' Violet were seen headin' up th' stairs in th' inn together.
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Unrelentin' Mongo has been slain travellin' t' Qexelcrag by Rude Student.
"Come back when ye learn how t' fight," Rude Student scoffs.
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Unrelentin' Mongo has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Soldier CosmoKramer has been defeated in th' graveyard by Vampirus, th' Bat God.
"Maybe next time ye won't be so cocky!" laughs Vampirus, th' Bat God.
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Soldier CosmoKramer has been slain in th' ferest by Mini-Dragon.
"I must not be as sturdy as I thought...!" Soldier CosmoKramer concedes.
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Unrelentin' Mongo has been slain in th' ferest by Absent Minded Receptionist.
Unrelentin' Mongo bangs her head against a stone... Avast, "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" that scalliwag was heard t' say.
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Dragon Master THANOS has been gone fer a while, an' those who have looked fer him do not come back.
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Dragon Master THANOS has defeated his master, matey, EauSalee t' advance t' level 3 after 4 days!!
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Dragon Master THANOS got roughed up by Lonestrider an' his cronies fer havin' little o' value.
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Dragon Master THANOS has been resurrected by Ramius.
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Th' broken body o' Dragon Master THANOS was found partially submerged by th' rocks under a waterfall.
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Dragon Master THANOS came home from th' ferest, a bit less th' man than that scalliwag was befere.
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